you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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