it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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