My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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