I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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