i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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