How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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