you traded sex for a burrito?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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