No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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