Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
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Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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