Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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