real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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