Kareoke will never be a sober sport
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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