um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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