Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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