We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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