I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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