So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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