Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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