is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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