Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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