Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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