that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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