no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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