Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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