i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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