Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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