escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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