yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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