He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My liver just had a heart attack.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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