nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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