Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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