love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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