So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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