This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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