Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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