guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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