I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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