I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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i think my mom watched the whole time
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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