Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
How does it feel to date your dad?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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