we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
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