I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
