it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
