like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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