i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
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How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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