I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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