Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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