Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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