So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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