oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
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I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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