Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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