Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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