I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
My balls are so social today.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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