these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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