why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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