ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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