Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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