everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
