Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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